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|Aah1 wav||98K||"Ahh, life is good"|
|Abouttime wav||21K||"About friggin time you showed up" Cartman|
|Abracada wav||11K||Bugs Bunny saying "abracadabra"|
|Absofragginlutely wav||22K||"Absofragginlutely, damn it"|
|Abuse wav||27K||"Am I paying for this personal abuse,|
or is it extra?"
|Accused wav||29K||"Well I've been accused of a lot of things|
before, but never that"
|Aceright wav||17K||"Man I'm tired of being right"|
|Adios wav||35K||"Adios you chicken pluckin' little stinker"|
|Admire wav||43K||"I admire your honesty, now shut your|
mouth before I puke in it"
|Admirer wav||30K||"Well what do y'know, I got a secret|
|Afk wav||93K||"Ok, I'm gonna be afk, don't say or do
anything interesting until I get back"
|Agenius wav||33K||"You're a genius oh terrible master. There's|
no end to your evil"
|Ahhbiteme wav||33K||"Ahh bite me!"|
|Ahshedup wav||27K||"Ahh shut up"|
|Ahshit wav||7K||"Ahh shit!"|
|Aimandshoot wav||50K||Gun shot's and "stfu"|
|Aintsendit wav||18K||"I ain't sending you shit"|
|Airsuck wav||42K||"How dare you serve these air sucking|
intruders before us"
|Alcoholsystem wav||94K||"So whadya mean? I don't have any blood in|
my alcohol system"
|Alfckdup wav||27K||"It was all f**ked up"|
|All2easy wav||20K||"All to easy"|
|Allabout wav||68K||"What's it all about? No wait! I don't give|
|Allalone wav||74K||Song clip:|
"All alone, at the end of the evening"
|Allnight wav||322K||Song clip "We get up early and we work|
all day. Put our time in cuz we like
to stay up all night long..."
|Aloony wav||64K||"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"|
"You're a looney"
|Alottanerve wav||18K||"You got a lot of nerve honey"|
|Alphabet wav||31K||"Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it|
because of that song?"
|Alvinbj wav||64K||Alvin the chipmunk, umm...|
|Amibad wav||20K||"Am I bad? Oh yes!"|
|Amused wav||92K||Song clip "I wish I was like you, easily|
|Ancestrs wav||29K||"Your ancestors were nothing but a bunch|
of pimps and whores"
|And Sometimes The Man wav||42K||"And sometimes the man puts his hoo-hoo|
dilly-dilly in the womans cha-cha"
|And the hits keep comin wav||52K||"And the hit's just keep on coming"|
|Anduwill wav||109K||"Years from now when you talk about this,|
and you will. Be kind"
|Angelha wav||83K||"I'm an angel"|
(laughing) "Ok.. so the halo slips a little"
|Animal wav||406K||Song clip from Nine Inch Nails|
|Anklesex wav||171K||Sexual mix of songs and voice clips|
|Ankles6 wav||130K||Another version of "Anklesex"|
|Ankles7 wav||321K||And another version of "Anklesex"|
|Ankles50 wav||270K||Yet another version of "Anklesex"|
|Anniversary wav||683K||Parody of "My Way" (funny wav)|
|Another wav||93K||"Well, here's another nice mess you've|
gotten me into"
|Another bed bites the dust wav||155K||Parody of Queen's|
"Another one bites the dust"
|Answer wav||30K||"Don't change the subject, just answer the|
|Anybetter wav||80K||"It doesn't get any better than this"|
|Anything wav||14K||"Do anything you want to me"|
|Aolad wav||382K||Parody of AOL advertisement (cute wav)|
|Aolbroke wa||34K||"I'm sorry, the function you requested is|
not currently available"
|AolGump wav||111K||"AOL is like a box of chocolates, you never|
know what you're gonna get"
|Aoltoast wav||100K||"Here's to addiction, and buddies so fine, til
my butt turns to stone, I'll be always online"
|Apology wav||25K||"Why don't you suck your apology outta|
|Archie wav||396K||Archie Bunker parody of Edith talking dirty|
|Areuredy wav||23K||"Are you ready yet?"|
|Are U as horny wav||57K||"Are you as horny as you look?"|
|Are you still there wav||9K||"Are you still there?"|
|Arewehavingfun wav||13K||"Are we having fun yet?"|
|Arrest1 wav||196K||"This is the cyber police, set down your
keyboard and step away from your
computer..." "...cuff me baby"
|Ask one more question wav||30K||"Ask one more question and I'm beating the|
shit out of you"
|Askinyou wav||35K||"I don't remember asking you a God|
|Ass wav||39K||Woman saying "f**k me in the..."|
|Ass2nite wav||171K||Song clip "Were you born an asshole"|
|Assalert wav||155K||"Attention chatters, we have another
potential ass in the room"
|Assf**k wav||164K||"And if you do cop a tude jerkoff,|
I will see to it..." (not that bad)
|Asshole wav||84K||Singing "A-SS-HO-LE, everybody A-SS-HO-LE"|
|Assholie wav||37K||Singing the word "asshole" in Italian|
|Assistnc wav||68K||"How may I be of assistance?"|
|Asskickn wav||5K||"I do the ass kicking around here"|
|Asskissr wav||16K||"Is it true that you're an ass kisser?"|
|Assume wav||8K||"Assume the position"|
|Asswhup wav||49K||"Somebody is gonna get their ass whooped|
over this thing"
|Asuwish wav||14K||"As you wish"|
|Atest wav||146K||Emergency Broadcast System test,|
set to a beat (cute wav)
|Atongue wav||46K||"It feels like an enormous tongue just licking|
your entire body"
|Att wav||9K||"You're not dealing with AT&T"|
|Atticsex wav||159K||"Attention chatters: For those of you
pertaining in cyber sex in the attic...please
bring it down to the main room so we all
|Attitude wav||69K||"Don't gimme that attitude, I got one of|
|Aw quit bellyaching wav||4K||"Aww, quit your bellyaching"|
|Awwcrap wav||13K||"Aww crap!"|