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|Babybaby wav||64K||Song clip "Baby baby, I get down on|
my knees for you"
|Babycom wav||398K||Song clip from "Come Baby Come" by K-7|
|Babypsy wav||66K||"Kinda looks like a little baby|
p***y because the lips are all
inside. Oh man I love that"
|Babysuck wav||40K||"That's a really dumb question that|
only a baby bottle sucker would ask"
|BabyTrain wav||131K||"Baby likes to rock it like a|
boogie woogie choo-choo train"
|Backdoor wav||878K||Seductive type song with some|
|Bad wav||550K||Song clip from "Bad To The Bone"|
|Bad1 wav||209K||Song clip, first few seconds from|
"Bad To The Bone"
|Badboys-whatyagonnado wav||120K||Song clip from the theme song "Cops"|
"Bad boys bad boys, what ya gonna do.."
|Badcat wav||33K||Meowing and then "stfu, will ya"|
|Badday2 wav||448K||Funny message to a computer help|
line made by a very angry man.
We've all probably felt this way at
one time or another!
|Badfk wav||14K||"Ha ha ha, who ever taught you how|
to f**k should have their d**k cut off"
|Badlove wav||230K||Mix of sexual song clips|
|BadlyBent wav||272K||Song clip from the country song|
|Badpuppy wav||125K||"You are a bad dog. Now come|
over here and sniff me."
Thanks Miss Hoots for this one!
|Badpussy wav||163K||Raunchy mix of sound and song clips|
|Badword wav||29K||"Ah, you said a bad word"|
|Bakedbeans wav||259K||Parody of a Baked Bean commercial|
|Ballitch wav||51K||"Heyyyyyy, my balls itch"|
|Ballrip wav||44K||"I'm so pissed at you I could rip|
your testicles off and staple them
to your ankles."
|Ballsout wav||136K||Andrew Dice Clay "My balls are|
hanging outta my pants..."
|Bambi wav||214K||Sound clip from My Cousin Vinnie|
"Imagine you're a deer, you're prancing
along and BAM! A f**kin' bullet..."
|Banana1 wav||480K||Archie Bunker meets the Banana Splits|
|Barbie girl wav||254K||Song clip from Aqua's "Barbie Girl"|
|Baredown wav||12K||"I don't give a f**k if you're|
married or not, I want you to
sit on my face and bare down"
|Bark like a dog wav||49K||Sound clip from Caddyshack|
"Bark like a dog for me."
|Bathroom wav||43K||"I gotta go to the bathroom"|
|Bbbbbbb wav||7K||"Bitch, bitch, bitch..."|
|Bbspot wav||55K||"It'll take a bigger brain than|
mine to figure out this one"
|Bbutton wav||50K||"Why that ain't my belly button"|
"Why that ain't my finger neither"
|Bc wav||32K||"You're an inspiration for birth control"|
|Bday wav||22K||Electric guitar playing the verse|
"Happy Birthday To You"
|Bdaymix wav||73K||Happy Birthday mix|
|Bdsprngs wav||431K||Sexual mix of bed sounds and|
|Beatings wav||11K||Sound clip of whipping noises and|
|Beaver wav||495K||Song clip "Take a picture of your|
beaver for me"
|Beback wav||12K||"Be right back"|
|Beblunt wav||26K||"If I may be so blunt, who gives a|
|Bed wav||39K||"Get off of my bed you f**king|
psycho. You're f**king psychotic"
|Beersplt wav||89K||Budweiser frogs getting squashed|
|Beg4it wav||58K||"Can we have sex?"|
"Well I tried, what's for supper?"
|Behappy wav||79K||Song clip from "Don't Worry, Be Happy"|
|BellButt wav||142K||"Didn't I tell you not to play|
with your belly button?"
|Be my lover wav||188K||Song clip from La Bouche's|
"Be My Lover"
|Bestbj wav||48K||"I'll give you the best bj you|
|Bestf wav||23K||"You're my very best friend"|
|Bestfrnd wav||623K||Song clip saying|
"Friends are friends forever,
if the lord's the lord of them.
And a friend will not say never..."
|Bestwrst wav||28K||"I can be your best friend or your|
|Bigbra wav||446K||Parody of the Beatles'|
"Obla De, Obla Da"
|Bigbutt wav||65K||"Will the owner of the great big|
butt please move it outta my face?"
|Bigdawg wav||288K||"Time to play some golf cuz the|
Big Dawg is in the house"
|Bigdogs wav||33K||"If you wanna run with the big|
dogs, stop pooping like a puppy"
|BigHug wav||50K||"Oooh, big hug"|
|BigJohn wav||353K||Song clip from "Big John"|
"Every morning at the mine you could
see him arrive, he stood six foot six
and weighed two-forty five.
Kinda broad at the shoulder
and narrow in the lip, and everybody
knew you didn't give no lip to Big John
|Bigkiss wav||207K||"You won't back off when I throw my|
arms around your handsome neck and
treat your lips to a fat royal kiss..."
|Bigpussy wav||152K||Sound mix of voice and song clips|
|Bigtits wav||31K||"Wanna see my big tits?"|
|Bimbo wav||571K||Parody of Aqua's "Barbie Girl"|
|Birthday wav||237K||Birthday song|
|Bitch From Hell That's Me wav||77K||"Bitch from hell that's me!"|
Thanks Carol for making this one!
|BeenThere DoneThat wav||40K||"Been there, done that"|
|Bitchs~1 wav||510K||Cartman from South Park "Bitch" song|
|Bitchy wav||30K||"My aren't we a witsy bitsy bitchy|
|Biteme wav||10K||"Bite me, bite me, bite me!"|
|Bj1 wav||89K||Mix of sound and voice clips|
|Bjsong wav||351K||Parody of "Jingle Bell Rock"|
|Blo-me wav||285K||Song parody|
"Blow me, you hardly even know me..."
|Blowme2 wav||25K||"Blow me, just f**kin blow me"|
|Blonde wav||9K||"I don't get it"|
|Blowitoutyourass wav||20K||"Blow it out your ass"|
|Blowkiss wav||10K||Sound clip of blowing a kiss|
|Bluballs wav||170K||Song clip "Cause you suck my d**k|
until my balls turn blue"
|Blush wav||26K||"Stop, don't make me blush"|
|Blushing wav||23K||"I'm embarassed, I'm blushing"|
|Blvsht wav||4K||"Are you believing this shit?"|
|Blwjob69 wav||148K||Mix of song and voice clips|
|Bob wav||215K||"Look out. She's cranking up her|
|Bobbit wav||556K||Song parody (funny wav)|
|Bobbit2 wav||278K||Song parody done by The Chipmunks|
|Boner wav||47K||"Whoa, I'm getting a boner"|
Beavis and Butthead
|Bong Song wav||702K||Sisqo parody "The Bong Song"|
|Boo wav||22K||"Boo! hehehehe"|
|Boobsong wav||200K||Parody clip of Britney Spears|
"Make My Boobies One More Size""
|Boo Fckn Hoo wav||15K||"Well boo-f**king-who"|
|Boom wav||556K||Song mix including "Boom Boom Boom|
(let's go back to my room)"
|Boomboom wav||101K||Song Clip "Girl your bootie is so round|
Let me lick you up and down.
Can I take you one more time
I won't stop until your mine..."
|Boottothehead wav||16K||"Boot to the head" and kicking noise|
|BoPeep wav||59K||The Diceman... enough said!|
|Boringfor100 wav||20K||"I'll take boring for 100 Alex"|
|Botherme wav||16K||"Go away boy, you bother me"|
|Boxchoc wav||80K||Sound clip from Forest Gump|
"My mama always said, life is like
a box of chocolates. You never know
what you're gonna get"
|Boxers wav||347K||Funny take on boxer shorts|
|Boyshave wav||38K||Little boy saying:|
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"
|Boysroom wav||182K||Song clip from "Smokin' In The Boys Room"|
|BraceForDisintigration wav||30K||"Brace yourself for immediate disintigration"|
|Brady Bunch wav||433K||Song parody of the Brady Bunch|
|Brains wav||95K||"God gave men brains larger than|
dogs' so they wouldn't hump
women's legs at cocktail parties"
|Brainsass wav||15K||"Where are your brains? In your ass?"|
|Bras wav||45K||"I don't know why we need bras"|
"I think it's to keep your breasts
off the plate when we eat"
|Brb wav||26K||"Be right back"|
|Brbporchnaked wav||39K||"Be right back. Need to pee off|
the back porch naked"
|Brownies wav||18K||"How about some more brownies dear?"|
|Bstrokin wav||274K||Song clip from "Strokin" by Clarence Carter|
|Btdt tshrt wav||85K||"Been there, done that, and yes I|
have the t-shirt"
|BtKick wav||34K||"Somebody aughtta get their ass|
kicked for this, that's for sure"
|Bugs1 wav||11K||Bugs Bunny "What's up doc?"|
|Bugupass wav||25K||"I'm sorry that bug up your ass|
had to die"
|Buhbye2 wav||38K||"Wow that's a great story, buh bye"|
|Bunyfart wav||104K||Bugs Bunny farting|
|Buyaclue wav||27K||"Here's a quarter sweetheart, go|
buy a clue"
|Byebaby wav||12K||Child saying "Bye baby"|
|ByeBye2 wav||320K||Song clip from Nsync's "Bye, Bye, Bye"|
|ByeByelove wav||549K||Song clip by the Everly Brothers|
|ByeDarl wav||31K||"Goodbye darling, gotta go now"|
|ByeNow wav||24K||"Bye now"|