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|Cadshk02 wav||47K||"You're lean, you're mean, and|
not too far inbetween I bet, huh?"
|Call800wackoff wav||31K||"Oh just go call 1-800-WHACK-OFF"|
Thanks Miss Hoots for this one!
|Callop wav||117K|| "Pay attention son, look at me|
when I'm talking to ya"
|Callsomeonewhocares wav||10K||"Here's a quarter, call someone|
|Callwa~1 wav||61K||Girl talking dirty when call waiting|
|Calmdown wav||27K|| "You're really too tense, you need|
to calm the f**k down!"
|Came2fk wav||55K||"I didn't come here to fight,|
I came here to f**k"
|Candotht wav||38K||"Computers can do that?"|
|Candy wav||45K|| "Candy is dandy, but diamonds|
just might get you laid"
|Candy3 wav||360K||"I asked my boyfriend what am|
I gonna get your brother for his birthday?
He said f**k him. I said ok but what are
you gonna get him?"
|Cantblev wav||39K||"I can't believe it"|
|Canwetlk wav||16K||"Can we talk?"|
|Cat wav||250K||This is a song about a cat? Well, not really!|
|Cattleprod wav||162K||"Stick a cattle prod up their ass|
and you can get a horse to deal cards.
It's simply a matter of voltage"
|Caught wav||1.2MB||Radio show prank from St. Paul, Minn.|
Girl catches her boyfriend telling the
dj about his other girlfriend
|Cause Im A Blonde wav||852K||Song parody|
|CCmad wav||107K||Cheshire Cat from Alice In Wonderland|
"We're all mad around here"
|Chattin wav||61K||"Just sitting around chatting with the|
girls. Talking about sore nipples and
waiting for the prozac to kick in."
|Cheerup wav||11K||"Aw c'mon, I'll cheer you up"|
|Cheese wav||55K||Who cut the cheese?|
|Cheesepoofs wav||35K||Cheesypoofs clip from South Park- Cartman|
|Chicken wav||301K||A singing chicken|
|Childinsult wav||54K||"To say that you behaved|
childishly, is an insult
to children everywhere"
|Chill wav||34K||"Would everybody just chill"|
|Chillout wav||21K||"Oh chill out, chill out!"|
|Chills-Grease wav||161K||Song clip from the movie Grease|
|Chitchat wav||50K||"Whadya say we quit the chit chat|
|ChitHappens wav||36K||"Chit happens"|
Thanks Chickie for this one!
|ChknDance wav||96K||Song clip from "The Chicken Dance"|
|Chokeurself wav||17K||"Now lean forward and choke yourself"|
|Chucky Cheese Hell wav||722K||Cute song|
|Cigaret wav||95K||"The sex was so good even the|
neighbors had a cigarette"
|Civilise wav||16K||"Let's be civilized about this"|
|Clean Song wav||1.1MB||The NOT so Clean Song|
|Clean The Catbox wav||803K||Parody of The Clash's "Rock The Casbah"|
|Closer wav||23K||"Warning, assholes are closer|
than they appear"
|Coach wav||160K||Song clip "Put me in coach"|
|Cocktail wav||21K|| "I want you to tie me to the bed..."|
raunchy one here
|Come wav||179K||Um...just sex noises|
|Come2bed wav||145K||"What are you still doing at that computer?|
Come to bed and f**k me now"
|Comegetit wav||55K||"You want it? Come and get it"|
|Comeout wav||28K||"Come out, come out wherever you|
are" Jack Nicholson
|Comeout wherever you are wav||31K||Femal saying "Come out come out,|
wherever you are"
|Cometrue wav||99K|| "May God bless and keep you,|
and your wishes all come true"
|Company wav||88K||"You have company"|
|Complady wav||304K||"Computer Lady"|
Country type song about a guy who
met a woman online. Cute song
|Computer wav||50K||"If ya can't trust a computer, who|
can you trust?"
|Condom Song wav||759K||A song about condoms, what else?|
|Confidence wav||40K||"Confidence is high"|
|Coochie wav||202K||Song clip, slighly dirty...|
|Coolwhip wav||96K||"I wanna tie you up, smear whipped cream|
all over your naked body and lick it off"
|Cornsex wav||125K||"I need to learn how to awaken the sexual|
beast that lies dormant in every womans
|Couch wav||130K||"Oh yes, yessss, right there.. oh yesss..|
that's exactly where I want the couch"
|Cowboy wav||473K||Song clip from Kid Rock|
|Cputerror wav||56K||"Computers don't make errors.|
What they do, they do on purpose"
|Crash wav||183K||"Your computer is about to crash. Place|
your tray and seat back in the up positions.
Place your head between your legs
and kiss your keyboard goodbye."
|Crazy wav||139K||"This is a place for crazy people,|
I'm not crazy"
|Crisco-Shlong-Song wav||862K||Parody of Sisqo's "Thong Song"|
|CRS wav||11K||Can't Remember Shit"|
|Cuff wav||70K|| "You sound like a nasty little boy|
who needs to be handcuffed"
|Cumbang wav||104K||Song clip, quite raunchy|
|Cupcakes wav||40K||"Hey, which one of you cute|
cupcakes wanna give me a bj?"
|Cutdat wav||17K||"Now cut dat out"|
|Cutebutt wav||30K||"Did you see his cute butt? Woohoo"|
|Cutitout wav||28K||Child saying "You better cut it out right now|
or I'll pound you!"
|Cut that out poopyhead wav||73K||"Cut that out poopyhead"|