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|Dammit wav||14K||"Dammit, dammit, son of a bitch"|
|Dances dirty on the table room wav||299K||Mix of song clips|
|Dancin in the dark wav||166K||Song clip from Bruce Springsteen|
|Dance With My Baby wav||276K||Song clip from Madonna|
|Danger wav||40K||Austin Powers "Danger is my middle name"|
|Dangeroustype wav||320K||Song clip by The Cars|
|Dangerus wav||29K||"Now you know just enough to be dangerous"|
|Dangkeyboardcantspellnothing wav||30K||"Dang keyboard can't spell nothing"|
|Darlin wav||60K||Song clip "Darling come here, f**k|
me up the..." cuts off into music
|Dave wav||34K||"Hi. My name is Dave and I am sexually|
|Dear Penis wav||697K||Funny song|
|Dedodedo wav||105K||Cartoon song clip "The Hamster Dance"|
|Deepkneebend wav||45K||"Can you do a deep knee bend?|
Good, then you can kiss my ass"
|Deepussy wav||30K||"This is one deep p***y down here"|
|Defence wav||47K||"Automatic defense procedures initiated"|
|Demented wav||49K||"This is what happens when demented|
people play with powerful toys"
|Details wav||53K||"I want details baby"|
Thanks Miss Hoots for this one!
|Devclev wav||15K||"Devilishly clever"|
|Dewme wav||22K||"Oh, do me baby"|
Thanks Miss Hoots for this one!
|Dhshoots wav||284K||Sound clip ending with shooting|
|Dick wav||34K||"Yes it's true, this man has no d**k"|
|DickensCider wav||700K||You must have heard this one before|
|Dicks wav||33K||"Well, let's not start sucking each|
others d**ks quite yet. "
|Dickride wav||33K||Man's version of 'pussyride' wav|
|Dickwork wav||48K||"I don't know why you going home to|
your wife. You got shot in the leg,
your d**k probably don't even work"
|Did it hurt wav||59K||"Did it hurt?"|
|Didn't think I Could wav||21K||"Didn't think I could do it, did ya?"|
|Didn'tDo wav||23K||"I didn't do it!"|
|Didwe wav||92K||"When we knew each other did we do
the do, net the nasty, join loins...?"
|Dinner1 wav||203K||Girl blowing up dinner says:|
"Honey, dinner's ready"
|Dirty deeds done with sheep wav||905K||Parody of ACDC's "Dirty Deeds"|
|Dirtyrat wav||25K||"You dirty double crossing rat"|
|Dirtywords wav||18K||A few dirty words said here|
|Disliking wav||31K||"I'm almost of the verge of not|
|Disappointment2 wav||28K||"This fantasy has been a profound|
|Doforyou wav||47K||"What can I do for you?"|
|Doglips wav||67K||"Yuck, my lips touched dog lips!"|
|Doihavetotieyoudown wav||21K||"Do I have to tie you down to keep|
|Doittome wav||96K||"Do it Morris, do it to me now. You're the|
only one who does it the way I like it.
You're the king."
|DoMe wav||74K||Song clip from "Humpty Dance"|
|Don't. wav||14K||"Don't do that"|
|Don't even go there wav||75K||"Don't even go there"|
|Don't fk with me fella's wav||26K||"Don't f**k with me fella's"|
|Don'tFuss wav||45K||"Don't fuss"|
|Dont give me bs wav||41K||Song clip from Pink Floyd|
"Don't give me that do goodie goodie
|Don't go near it wav||24K||"Don't go near it, you don't know|
where it's been"
|Don't Got All Day wav||26K||"C'mon, I ain't got all day"|
|Dontknow1 wav||74K||Singing "I don't know, can you repeat|
|Dontlet wav||24K||"Don't let the door hit your ass on|
the way out now"
|Don't Let Happen Again wav||35K||"Don't let it happen again"|
|Don't make me destroy you wav||51K||"Don't make me destroy you"|
|Don't stop wav||22K||Woman saying "Don't stop"|
|Don't stop2 wav||121K||Woman saying "Don't stop" with|
|Dontthnk wav||17K||"Don't even think about it cowboy"|
|Dontuevashadup wav||18K||"Don't you ever shut up?"|
|Dontuse wav||35K||"If you can't use it properly, you're|
not to use it at all"
|Don't Worry Be Horny wav||587K||Parody of "Don't Worry Be Happy"|
|Doohicky wav||38K||"For crying out loud, what's wrong|
with this doohickey thingamajig here?"
|Dosomethingbad wav||50K||"Stop being such a little girl and do|
something bad for once"
|Dothehula wav||39K||"What do you want me to do?|
Dress in drag and do the hula?"
|Downonit wav||273K||Song clip "Get down on it"|
|Doyoumind wav||46K||"Do you mind? We're talking here"|
|Do You Wanna Funk wav||343K||Song clip by Sylvester|
|Dragon wav||145K||"Why don't you just shoot it down my.."|
|Dreamin wav||59K||"Oh no, it looks like you're dreaming|
|Dreamlnd wav||19K||"It's time to blast off to dreamland"|
|Drink wav||118K||Sound clip of pouring a drink|
|Drtyprty wav||44K||"That's it, this party is getting dirty, I am|
putting on my clothes and going home."
|Drugs wav||101K||"What'd they give ya? Thorazine etc..|
Know your drugs, it's elementary"
|Drunkpig wav||55K||"There's nothing worse than getting all|
drunk and waking up next to a pig"
|DuckJob wav||389K||Daffy getting a bj|
|Dude wav||30K||"Dude, this is pretty f**ked up"|
|Dukbrn2 wav||80K||The killing of Barney the dinosaur|
|Dumbass wav||25K||"Wrong, try again dumbass"|
|Dumbduck wav||39K||"You stupid, son of a bitch"|
|Dumbshit wav||79K||"Look at the screen you dumb shit. |
I am trying to get your attention"
|Dumbthing wav||105K||Clip from Leave It To Beaver|
"What a dumb thing to do. I bet you
wouldn't have done anything like this
if mom and dad were here."
|Dummies wav||31K||"There seems to be no sign of|
intelligent life anywhere"
|Dump wav||77K||"I'll be right back, I gotta take a dump"|