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M wav 45K "If you can put the keyboard in your lap
   and reach the letter M, message me"
Mad wav 48K "Don't go away mad, just go away"
MadAsHell wav 40K "I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna
take this anymore"
MadAtYou wav 19K "I am mad at you?
Magic wav 177K Song clip "Do you believe in magic"
Magicword wav 20K "Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic
Mailtime wav 227K Singing "Mail Time" Three Stooges style
Makemind wav 60K "Would it be too much to ask
if we could make up our minds?"
Makemyday wav 31K "Go ahead, make my day"
Makmecum wav 42K "Keep that up you're gonna make me..."
Mamamia wav 33K "Mama mia!"
Manicmon wav 70K Song clip
"It's just another manic monday"
Man Song wav 1.1M Funny song, a must have
Maricali wav 39K "I wouldn't smoke marijuana in Calif
now man, you get a ticket for that"
Maroon wav 50K "What a maroon, what an ignoranimus"
Martunis wav 112K "Whoops, too many martuni's"
Marvelous wav 22K "You look marvelous"
Masterbation wav 907K The Masturbation Song
Mean wav 37K "That's meaner than a sack full of snakes"
Megabtch wav 48K "Why are you such a megabicth?"
   reply: "Bitch I'll f**k your ass up"
Megabtch2 wav 32K "Is it? It is, the megabitch"
Menwomen wav 116K "Don't be a sucker your whole life. Let me
   tell you something about men and
   women.We're liars and you're all idiots"
Meowmurder wav 60K Could you imagine killing a poor
   'innocent' kitty?
Merrych wav 70K "Merry Christmas Charlie Brown"
Messedup wav 28K "You messed up, it's alright. I still luv ya"
Messmyhr wav 64K F**k me, suck me, eat me, beat me,
   lick me, stick me, hurt me, make me c**,
   just don't mess up my hair!
Micro wav 94K "We are Microsoft. You will be
   ascimilated. Resistance is futile"
Miles wav 25K "Bet you look pretty good from a few
   thousand miles away"
Mind wav 12K "My mind is going, I can feel it"
Mindmen wav 185K "Men, can't live with them, can't
   play mind games without them"
Misguided wav 29K "You poor misguided Canadian bastard"
   Don't yell at us, we just post them!
Missed it by that much wav 19K Sound clip from "Get Smart"
Missed ya, I've been so alone wav 541K Song parody of Barenaked Ladies
    ...slighly dirty
Mmm wav 31K Just mmm'ing
Modtech wav 29K "Isn't modern technology wonderful"
MoeLie wav 295K Simpsons. Moe's lie detector test
Momndad wav 98K "Did you ever wonder if your mom gave dad
   a bj right before she kissed you goodnight?
MonkButt wav 88K "Ya right, and later on monkeys might
fly outta my butt"
Monkeys wav 25K "Ya, and monkeys might fly outta
   my butt"
Mood4party wav 40K "I'm certainly in the mood for a party"
Moons wav 66K "One small step for man, one giant leap
   for mankind"
Morebaby wav 23K "More baby, more"
Morinfo wav 33K "That's a little bit more information
   than I needed"
Mornin wav 285K Song clip "Just call me angel in the
Mornin sunshine wav 15K "Good morning sunshine"
Moushard wav 25K "It's so quiet up here you can hear a
   mouse get a hard-on"
Mouth wav 90K "Would it be my fault if I could turn you on?
   Would I be so bad if I could turn you on?
   When I kiss your mouth I wanna taste it.
   Turn you upside down, don't wanna waste it"
Mrnoital wav 19K "Thank you Mr. Know-it-all"
Mr perfect wav 66K "Pardon me Mr. Perfect, I guess I
   forgot you never make a mistake"
Mr potato wav 33K "That's Mr. Potato head to you,
   you back stabbing murderer"
Mrrlaugh wav 77K Mr Rogers ...sorta
Mr Rogers meets the murfs wav 298K Someone gets castrated
Mskitty wav 493K Song mix..."Here Kitty Kitty" (raunchy)
Mspiggy wav 104K "Hey you, the man with the badge,
   the police, the cops, the fuzz, the P I.."
   Piss Piggy: "Don't you dare!"
   man: "Well I wouldn't think of it"
Muchfun wav 97K "I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna
   have fun. We're all gonna have so much
   f**king fun we're all gonna need plastic
   surgery to remove our God damn smiles.
   You'll be whistling Zippity-Do-Da out of our
Muffdive wav 45K Sound clip need we say more?
Muhahaha wav 4K Eerie voice saying "Muhahahaaaaaa"
Mycrotch wav 133K Bart Simpson's prank phone call
My DNA wav 603K Adult parody of "Y.M.C.A"
Myfault wav 205K Jim Belushi?
   Lots of excuses..."It wasn't my fault"
Mygirl wav 287K Song clip from "My Girl"
MyGrandpa wav 216K Very funny wav!!
   "Grampaw got his teeth knocked out.."
Mymomma wav 21K "My momma can do better than that"
My Pony (ride it) wav 374K Song clip by Ginuwine
Myself wav 21K "I'd like to know the answer to that
Mythroat wav 90K Song clip from
   "Let Me Clear My Throat"