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|@#$%@@# wav||77K||Homer Simpson throwing a fit|
|12inches wav||164K||"Any man with such a strong name and|
strong body has exactly what I need."
"And what's that?"
|1 bend over wav||16K||"Okay, bend over"|
|1canbeer wav||53K||"Aww, there's only one can of beer|
left, and it's Bart's"
|1few wav||46K||"Be one of the few, the proud,|
|1handsex wav||60K||"What I really want to know about|
cybersex is how do you type with just
|1of-days wav||97K||"Ever have one of those days you get|
so mad you would like to explode?"
|1rofl wav||224K||Lots of laughing|
|1stdate wav||274K||Song "Do you f**k on first date..."|
|1stsex wav||57K||"Don't you ever wish you could|
have sex with the first person you
ever had sex with. Just to show them
how good you got?"
|1-yoass wav||6K||"Don't make me break my foot|
off in your ass"
|2ASPRINA wav||106K||"I found a new way to get laid. I|
come home 4 o'clock in the morning
my wife laying there with her mouth
wide open. I pop 2 aspirins in her mouth,
she wakes up, spits them out and
says what's this? I say 2 aspirins.
She said why? I don't got a headache.
I said good, wanna f**k?"
|2bedwego wav||832K||Snow White parody|
"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to bed we go.."
|2cents wav||70K||"As long as everone insists on|
offering their valuable f**king opinion
I might as well put my 2 cents in."
|2dogdare wav||5K||"I double dog dare ya"|
|2legs wav||56K||"I'll have 2 legs, a thigh and a|
breast. At my age it's the only action
I can get."
|2sxyfart wav||246K||Song clip from Right Said Fred's|
"I'm Too Sexy" with fart sounds
|3steps wav||27K||"You would need 3 |
promotions to get to be an
|32dohs wav||173K||Doh doh doh... Homer Simpson|
|3biglies wav||832K||Three Big Lies|
Raunchy country song
|3blind mice wav||151K||Andrew Dice Clay|
|3hands wav||43K||"Baby, you make me wish I had|
|3inch wav||273K||Song parody "Only Got A 3 Inch Tool"|
|3rdRock wav||72K||"Welcome to earth 3rd rock|
from the sun"
|3yrsold wav||176K||3 year old singing "You're my honey|
|44elmo wav||134K||Shooting Elmo with a 44|
|49%bitch wav||149K||"I'm 49% bitch, 51% sweetheart|
so don't push it"
|4give-me wav||55K||"Please forgive me, I know not what I do"|
|4head wav||33K||"Excuse me. Do I have f**k you|
written on my forehead?"
|4rubbers wav||34K||"You're like a race car, you |
burn 4 rubbers a night"
|4uor2u wav||59K||"If there's anything I can do for you,|
or to you let me know ok?"
|^5 wav||87K||Song clip "Cause I got one hand|
in my pocket and the other one is
giving the high five"
|$5fineforwhining wav||86K||Song clip|
"We got a 5 dollar fine for whining..."
|50 ways to eat your lover wav||378K||Song parody|
50 Ways To Eat Your Lover
|5hrfck wav||17K||"To hell with a 3 day kiss, let's|
have a 5 hour f**k."
|5oclock wav||86K||"It's 5 o'clock in the am, you've just|
pissed on a dumpster, It's Miller time"
|69 wav||355K||A Navy parody|
|911 wav||42K||"Call 911, call 911!"|
|911chngd wav||18K||"911 has been changed to a|
|9inches wav||52K||"She asked me to give her 9 inches|
and make it hurt. So I f**ked her 3 times
and punched her in the mouth."