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|Say Hello wav||280K||Al Pacino from Scarface|
"Say hello to my little friend."
|Saynomore wav||21K||"Say NO more"|
|Saywhat wav||51K||"Jesus Christ who the f**k do you|
think you're talking to?"
|Sayyourprayers wav||5K||"Say your prayers varment"|
|Sballs05 wav||27K||"Come back you fat bearded bitch!"|
|Scat wav||79K||"Scat, skidaddle, adios..."|
|Screwme wav||42K||"Well first he screws me, then he
screws you. It's dutch door action"
|Screwy wav||27K||Elmer Fudd saying|
"There's something screwy around here"
|Screwyerself1 wav||50K||"On the other hand, go screw|
|Scumsuck wav||44K||"You're an invertabrate scumsucker
who's morals dipstick is about two
drops short of bone dry"
|Seduce wav||124K||"I am not trying to seduce you.
Would you like me to seduce you?
Is that what you're trying to tell me?"
|See ya sexy wav||28K||"See ya sexy!"|
|Senshumr wav||13K||"Where's your sense of humor?"|
|Servicewithasmile wav||10K||"Service with a smile"|
|Settraps wav||57K||"It's a medical fact, men say what
they mean. Women set traps to see
if you can guess what they mean"
|Seven11 wav||228K||Parody of "Stairway To Heaven"|
|Sex101 wav||231K||Beavis and Butthead clip|
|Sexbeer wav||236K||Ad for "Sex Beer"|
|Sexcheck wav||38K||"Boys have a penis, girls have|
|Sexpleas wav||56K||Austin Powers saying "Sex please"|
|Sexual harrassment wav||66K||"Define sexual harrassment to me."|
"Well simply put, sexual harassment
is any unwanted sexual advance."
"That's every sexual advance I make!"
|Sexymama wav||110K||"Hot sexy momma"|
|Sexything wav||51K||"You sexy thing, I want you now"|
Thanks Miss Hoots for this one!
|Shameonyou wav||41K||"Shame on you, you macho shithead"|
|Shampoo wav||920K||A commercial parody|
|Shoothim wav||17K||"If he does that again you can|
|Shortnin wav||604K||Full song "Shortnin' Bread"|
|ShoulntLaugh wav||60K||"We shouldn't laugh"|
|Shout wav||374K||Song clip "You make me wanna shout"|
|Shrtdk wav||305K||"Don't want no short d**k man..."|
|Shut up wav||46K||"Just when I think you've said the|
stupidest thing, you keep talking"
|Shut up2 wav||32K||"Is it possible for you to shut the|
f**k up for 10 seconds?"
|Shutyourhole wav||20K||"I said, shut you hole!"|
|Sick wav||22K||"I think I shall now be sick"|
|Simpsons wav||199K||Flintstones parody|
|Sitonlap wav||42K||"May I sit on your lap? (boing noise)|
|Sit On My Face wav||107K||Navy song parody?|
|Sixties wav||52K||"Oh my God, you're from the sixties"|
|Skullf**** wav||40K||"I will gouge out your eyeballs|
and skull f**k you"
|Slap wav||9K||"Sometimes you have to slap them in|
the face to get their attention"
|Slapemgood wav||63K||Slap wav with repeated slapping|
|Slip wav||65K||"Wouldn't you like to slip into
something a little more comfortable?
something like me, maybe?"
|Smartass wav||51K||"You are such a f**king smartass"|
|Smokin wav||32K||Jim Carey from The Mask saying|
|Smooth wav||27K||"Damn we're smooth"|
|Snore wav||17K||Snoring sounds|
|Snowma~1 wav||487K||Song clip from|
"Who Put the d**k on the Snowman"
|So Crappy Together wav||504K||Parody of "Happy Together"|
|Sob wav||12K||"Wake up you SOB"|
|Sob3 wav||24K||"Son of a bitch must pay"|
|Sodomizer wav||749K||Advertisement parody|
"If you're planning and extended
stay in prison, buy the Sodomizer..."
|Sodomy wav||15K||"I'm not the one who just got|
|Solo Sex wav||425K||"Soloflex" parody|
|Sombitch wav||39K||"You stupid SOB"|
|Sometimes WTF wav||32K||"Sometimes you gotta say,|
what the f**k?"
|Sonbitch wav||42K||Porky Pig trying to say|
"Son of a bitch"
|Sorry wav||90K||The Three Stooges|
"I'm sorry Moe."
"Think nothing of it." (hitting noise)
|Sosorry wav||303K||A lenghthy apology|
|Sourcecode wav||113K||"I'm a little source code short and
stout. This is my input, this is my out"
|Spankme wav||176K||"Can you spank me?"|
"Sure can baby"
|Spectacl wav||22K||"You're making a spectacle of|
|SpeedRacer wav||654K||Speed Racer and Trixie having sex|
|Speedy Hello PT Looking wav||25K||Speedy Gonzales saying|
"Hello pussycat, you looking for me?"
|Speedy I give up wav||32K||Speedy Gonzales saying|
"Ok you win. I give up. I stop."
|Spock wav||171K||Answering machine message:|
"Greetings, this is science officer Spock.
Currently there are no life forms
available to take your call. But at
the prearranged audio signal please
feel free to leave any verbal
communications you feel necessary.
Live long and prosperous"
|Stamp wav||50K||"Treat me like a postage stamp.|
Lick me, stick me, just don't send
|Stckass wav||18K||"Stick it in my ass"|
|Stepaside wav||16K||"Stand aside wussies"|
|STFU wav||143K||Song clip by Limp Bizkit|
|Stifle wav||24K||"Will you stifle?"|
|Strip4u wav||639K||"Baby take of your coat, real slow...|
clip from "You Can Leave Your Hat On"
|Stripper wav||167K||Instrumental song clip|
|Subject wav||41K||"I have an excellent idea, let's|
change the subject"
|Sucblo wav||26K||"Hey everyone, let's play|
|Suckface wav||39K||"Oh that, or would you rather|
just suck face"
|SUCKMYP wav||61K||"You wanna suck my p***y?"|
|Suckout wav||23K||"Suck it out of me baby"|
|Sucks2beu wav||48K||"Sucks to be you"|
|Sucotash wav||39K||"Suffering succotash, geez"|
|Surprise wav||29K||Gomer Pyle|
"Well suprise suprise suprise"
|Suxass wav||30K||"Excuse me but I do believe that|
sucked ass" Cartman
|SwallowIt wav||16K||"Swallow it and STFU"|
|Sweet wav||67K||"Sweet mother of God, what is|
|Swtpussy wav||107K||"Oh baby, you've got the|
sweetest p***y in the whole world"